Saturday, March 31, 2007

Top 5

The finale...But in case you forgot the first part, here it is.

5. Sticky Fingers by the Rolling Stones - I don't want people to think that I wanted to put some Stones in my list and that it might as well be this album. While I wouldn't go so far as to say this album is forgotten, it sometimes is overlooked by critics, often passed over for Exile on Main Street or Beggar's Banquet, to name a few. But Sticky Fingers is such a great combination of rock and blues that it should be a requirement in everyone's collection. Songs of note: "Brown Sugar", "Wild Horses" and my personal favorite, "Dead Flowers."

4. Up the Bracket by The Libertines - Sometimes albums get a ton of hype that they don't deserve. Other times albums get a ton of hype and press and they deserve every last bit of it. Call me a cliche, say that I jumped on the bandwagon, frankly, I don't give a damn. Back before he made headlines for dating Kate Moss and being an all-inclusive jackass, Pete Doherty was in one of the finest British bands of the last fifteen years. He and Carl Barat had their work cut out for them with this album. A fantastic garage rock album that four years later still sounds quite raw and fresh. It has just enough melody to make it fun to listen to, but not enough to make it sound like a teeny-bopper's wet dream. A rock album for the ages.

3. Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan - The apex of Dylan's creativity? I think so. Each song is uniquely different, yet the album still manages to work as a whole. (Author's note: I had to flip a coin to choose between my third and second picks. It was too hard to pick between these two incarnations of Dylan.)

2. Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan - I could listen to this over and over again and never get sick of it. From "Like a Rolling Stone" to "Desolation Row", each song is an abolute gem, perfectly written and arranged all the way through.

1. De Stijl by The White Stripes - As we all know The White Stripes have only a guitar and a drum, or at times a piano and a drum, and to paraphrase Mr. White, "When the complicated is no longer an option, the mind is forced to acknowledge the simple things that make the complicated beautiful." The White Stripes are stripped down - only the key elements of rock music. Nowhere is this sound more perfect than on De Stijl.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Hospitals

So I recently broke my hand, and, after much debate, went to the ER for x-rays. The staff at Howard County General were quite nice and helpful, but one doctor in particular made my day.

A younger woman, the resident radiologist was very concerned with the health and well-being of my hand. She was so concerned, in fact, that she misread my chart and thought I came to have an earlier injury checked out, my metal thumb from long ago. From what I gathered, she was unaware that I was aware that my hand hurt.

"Well, Mr. Cook, I've reviewed your films, and your thumb seems to be okay. It doesn't appear to have shifted but - does your hand hurt? - I think you broke this bone here."




And yes, Mr. Lee, the young radiologist was easy on the eyes. Howard County General is a bit of a hike from NOVA, but well worth a crack in ol' righty.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Goremania

Al Gore testifies on global warming

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Wedding Season 2K7

Wedding season 2007 officially kicks off this weekend for the good Mr. Beerman and I. We are embarking on a tour-de-force to scenic Memphis this evening, and already hopes are high. New suits in hand, Beerman and I both plan on reaffirming Southern stereotypes of those "damn Yanks." I, for one, plan on stating that the "South will not rise again" at least seven times.

But, in all seriousness, this weekend's affair marks the first of my old high school chums that is taking the plunge. I won't try to stop him, but I will suggest he wears orange floaties. Many a good men - too many, in fact - have lost it out there, and I want our dear friend to be prepared.

Hopefully there will be good stories to tell when we return. If not, we'll embelish reality, add in a few vague Wedding Crashers references, and damn the consequences.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Random Monday Laugh...

You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Top 10 through 6

In the interests of squeezing two posts out of the subject (I think I was destined to be a writer with an attitude like that), I've divided my top ten albums of all time into two sections. Note that this is my top ten favorite albums, and is obviously based on my personal preference. If you want to see what are the best albums of all time, go read Rolling Stone. There are many notable omissions. There is no rap or country on my list, which is mostly due to me not caring a great deal for either genre. There are several good bands out there that don't make an appearance. I also tried (unsuccessfully, as it turned out) to select only one album per artist, in an attempt to have a little variety.

So without further ado...

10. Transformer by Lou Reed - The man that all New York musicians should aspire to be. Every song is beautifully written and all are delivered in that hypnotic voice that I could listen to for hours. Yes, it can get a bit glam-rocky and yes it can feel like a drug-induced odyssey, but there's no denying that this album is a treat to listen to.

9. Elephant by the White Stripes - No, it wasn't as commercial as White Blood Cells, nor was it as beautiful as De Stijl. Still, Jack White found a very unique middle ground between the two with Elephant. And considering that Jack White is the only rock musician in the past ten years to truly embrace the notion of album as art form, and that the White Stripes are the only band of the last ten years worth listening to on a regular basis, they deserve to have two spots in my top ten.

8. The Band by The Band - I challenge you to listen to this album when you're feeling down and not feel like a million bucks afterwards.

7. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen - Blue collar rock at its best and the best of Bruce's collection. Thunder Road is the only song that I allow myself to put on repeat.

6. Astral Weeks by Van Morrison - Beautiful.

Rebirth of a Dynasty


So it begins.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

"Did somebody say free hot meal?"

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Libby's gonna hang

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Mr. Beerman's Top Ten

Mr. Beerman, what are your top ten albums of all time?

Feel free to take your time to think about this one...

Office Life

I had the pleasure of this conversation today:

Co-Worker: I have a meeeting that started 5 minutes ago.
Dr. Cook: Can we touch base later?
Co-Worker: I have another meeting from 3 to 5. What are you doing at 5 o'clock?
Dr. Cook: Driving home.
Co-Worker: Can we delay that activity?
Dr. Cook: Driving home?
Co-Worker: Yeah.

Tuesday

And if Mother Nature were here, I would shake the hell out of her (you can't hit an old lady).

Monday, March 05, 2007

Monday

Today is the worst Monday that I can remember in recent history. If Monday were a man, I would fist fight him on top of our parking garage.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Duke Lacrosse Scandal

Duke, Duke, Duke. What won’t those Cameron Crazies do?

Anywho, Mr. Lee asked that I, “as a bona fide Duke foe,” offer my “comments on the lacrosse team scandal.” Well, first and foremost, I think the initial “scandal” – that is to say, the rape charges – have been discounted by a complete lack of evidence and a crackpot DA looking out for number one. Those young men, those “hooligans” and “brutes,” were rattled and racked for Nifong’s self-aggrandizement and, to a certain extent, personal pleasure. Deep down, I’m sure Nifong enjoyed seeing them twist in the wind.

So, at least to me, the true scandal surrounded Mr. Nifong’s treatment of the Duke lacrosse team, and, more importantly, the case. He took an unruly, “go it alone” approach to the rule of law – does that make sense? – and really screwed things up. Even if Nifong had evidence to go on, I doubt anyone would care to hear it from him.

But now Nifong is gone, DAs across the country have spoken out against him, and the boys have started spring practices. In short, the storm has passed. What damage has been done probably can’t be undone, and we are left feeling slightly offset.

I have much more to say, but I need time to think. I love lacrosse, but it has been tarnished by all of this. I have trouble separating my game from the alleged actions of some of its players. We'll see if I revisit this subject...