Not a Chance

Mr. Lee has trumped me, once again, and peddled 40 miles.

But the true feat here is not the incredible expression of human strength, endurance, and fortitude. No, it's his unmatched mathematical prowess. Using only a calculator -- no help from Excel, mind you -- Mr. Lee was able to determine that he "DEMOLISH[ED]" my record "by more that 15%!"

I tip my hat to you, Mr. Lee, and trust that your journey will not end now that I am but a memory clouded in your dust.