In His Own Words

Andrew: For the record, I have never seen those broads in my life.
Me: I have no doubt - they are kinda cute.
Andrew: Yea, exactly. I have done much worse.
Me: I would give them a [edited for content].
Andrew: I would give them a hug.
Me: That's the rumor floating around. Any insight into 1:30 to 6:30 am?
Andrew: None.