"Hello, Help Desk [What Are You Doing Tonight]?"

In one of The Recipe's earliest posts, I embarked on a lengthy diatribe about the little-known problem of poor Help Desk etiquette. Today, with only a few sentences, one of my "regulars" repented for the many sins of her fellow callers. Here's how it went down:

Caller: "Hey, Denis, how you doin'?" (Mind you, this is all in a gorgeous southern accent)
Denis: "Not too bad at all, Caller, thanks for asking. Yourself?"
Caller: "I am doing great! Denis, you sound so young on the phone; how old are you?"
Denis: "[Chuckle] I am the ripe age...of 23."
Caller: "Oh, well, nevermind then, you are too young for me."

Anyone up for a roadtrip to South Carolina?