Friday, March 28, 2008

Anticipation

Number ONE, boys and girls. The day of redemption is shortly upon us.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Happy Jesus 2.0

Friday, March 14, 2008

I am headed to Belize tomorrow for a sweet vacation. Here is the 10 day forecast.

Enjoy DC, jerks.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

A Man Driven

Yul Brynner is America.

A Man Torn

Charleton Heston is America.

A Man Apart

Charles Bronson is America.


Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Retirees

In the past month, three men, all great in their own right, have dropped from the running in their respective races. I wanted to honor each of them with their own words.

Fidel Castro: “I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me.”

Ron Paul: “Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy.”

Brett Favre: “He'd say, ‘You know what your problem is? You just get bored. We're up and it's just too boring to take the check-down and dump it off. Oh no, you've got to be John Wayne.’ And he was right.”