You Gotta Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder

Sounds like you have yourself in quite a pickle, Kiki. You drank too much. You said/did things you shouldn't have. And now you have to peer down the hallway before leaving your office. For shame.

But alas, dear child, there is hope!

All you gots to do is hold your head up high. Be proud of your mischevious ways. You know what you did, he knows what you did, and, well, most of the office probably knows what you did. So walk a step slower, smile a little slyer, and let your body language tell every single one of those jokers that you, Kiki, "got paid."

As our mutual friend, Jay-Z, once said, "Ladies is pimp too, go'n brush your shoulders off."

Pimp, Kiki, pimp.