Ultimate Yuppie

As you may recall, I recently stepped up my Yuppiness by purchasing a web-enabled phone. I thought I was going places, hitting the big time, making moves, and so on and so forth.

But last night, while out for a run, I realized just how much farther I have to go to survive in this town. I saw a man running at a respectable pace. And typing on his blackberry.

Call him irreverent, call him heartless, but don't knock the hustle. No, my friends, that is a man driven.