Hello?

I miss my office spouse - he is on vacation without me...

Oh, and yeah, I did eat babies, but I washed them down with a cold, frosty Budweiser. That said, all this hububbery about warring factions and beer calls for a coalition government. I say we make peace, have a big group hug, and, as a "concerned citizen" and the Angry Roommate suggested, join hands in harmony, pick up a cold one of our choice, and praise this great land of opportunity (and choice). After all, wasn't there discussion of a celebratory night on the town?

I leave you with this extremely crude - yet undeniably funny - picture of the downfalls of over-service.