Man Day
As many of you have probably heard by now, our photography guru, Dietsch, is getting hitched. As in soon-to-be-married-for-the-rest-of-his-life hitched.
To "celebrate" his informed decision, the Kevin Dietsch Farewell to Freedom Tour has officially commenced. Shirts will be made. Beers will be drank. Girls will be bothered. Et cetera. Et cetera...
A critical component of Kevin's FTFT is the weekly -- assuming schedules align -- Man Day. Man Day, in the simplest sense, is a day of all things Man. Typical activities include:
1. Golfing
2. Fishing
3. Beering
4. Grilling
5. Regurgitating
In effect, Man Day is a bachelor party limited in scope -- a Gary Coleman, of sorts.
And so, tomorrow marks another marvelous Day O' Man. There is already extensive talk of -- and I quote the Bachelor himself -- "drinking away this [work] week." We -- Man Day always requires a coalition of the willing -- also plan to construct a beer pong table, grill at least three types of meat, play a heated round of bocce, and, finally, prove to ourselves (once again) that we cannot drink like we could in college.
Hooray for Man!
To "celebrate" his informed decision, the Kevin Dietsch Farewell to Freedom Tour has officially commenced. Shirts will be made. Beers will be drank. Girls will be bothered. Et cetera. Et cetera...
A critical component of Kevin's FTFT is the weekly -- assuming schedules align -- Man Day. Man Day, in the simplest sense, is a day of all things Man. Typical activities include:
1. Golfing
2. Fishing
3. Beering
4. Grilling
5. Regurgitating
In effect, Man Day is a bachelor party limited in scope -- a Gary Coleman, of sorts.
And so, tomorrow marks another marvelous Day O' Man. There is already extensive talk of -- and I quote the Bachelor himself -- "drinking away this [work] week." We -- Man Day always requires a coalition of the willing -- also plan to construct a beer pong table, grill at least three types of meat, play a heated round of bocce, and, finally, prove to ourselves (once again) that we cannot drink like we could in college.
Hooray for Man!
1 Comments:
Had I known, I would have happily contributed at least one type of meat. May god have mercy.
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