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So I joined a beer pong league with my boy, Costello, in Adams Morgan. Our team name, given our locale and inability to lose, is so choice: Gilbert Arenas. We just had to show our local hero some love. We had to show him so much love, in fact, that Costello sent the following correspondence to Agent Zero.


Agent Zero,

My buddy and myself recently signed up for a weekly beer pong league in Adam's Morgan at Nolan's Bar. We named our team "Gilbert Arenas" because we plan on dropping clutch shots all season long. The website for the league is here: http://www.weeklybeerpong.com . The site tracks our record throughout the season, so if you want to see ifwe live up to the name give it a look. We'll be getting nice with it every wednesday from 8:30 to 10:30.

Your boy,
Costello


We anxiously await his reply...

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