Busy As A Bee

I've been tasked to draft a brief description of an information management sytem. In this 2,500 character-limited document, I've used the following consulting buzzwords:

• Integrate
• Collaborate
• Performance-Based
• Mission Critical
• Strategic Resourcing
• Duplicative Efforts
• Value-Added
• Knowledge Management

I am lying through my teeth, and now everything I ever believed in is wrong. I'll pour a sip on the concrete for my childhood dreams...