Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Enter Mr Beerman, stage left

If you are not already familiar with me, let me introduce myself. I am Mr Beerman, The Recipe's New York correspondent. As Dr Cook has informed you, I am currently working for the Clinton '08 campaign. I scour the shopping districts of Manhattan, purchasing various pantsuits for the senator to wear during her campaign. While some may laugh, this is no easy task. While New York may be the shopping capital of the world, there are only so many outfits that completely remove all aspects of femininity from the wearer, so that her true gender remains hidden from the population.

It will be my pleasure to offer musings on subjects such as politics and the arts for as long as I can capably do so.


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