Buzzwords
I am consultant.
I perform enterprise-wide, mission-critical tasks as part of value-added solutions. My life is a jumbled collection of jargon, hyphens, acronyms, buzzwords, boilerplate language and lies.
Last Friday, my computer crashed and our tech department had to "flash" my hard drive, which, of course, reconfigured all of my customized settings. Including my saved MS Word dictionary. So now I have to start from scratch. All of those great neologisms - consultantisms, if you will - are gone. That little red Microsoft "look here, idiot" line is all over my screen. I hate it and wish it not well.
I want my dictionary back.
I perform enterprise-wide, mission-critical tasks as part of value-added solutions. My life is a jumbled collection of jargon, hyphens, acronyms, buzzwords, boilerplate language and lies.
Last Friday, my computer crashed and our tech department had to "flash" my hard drive, which, of course, reconfigured all of my customized settings. Including my saved MS Word dictionary. So now I have to start from scratch. All of those great neologisms - consultantisms, if you will - are gone. That little red Microsoft "look here, idiot" line is all over my screen. I hate it and wish it not well.
I want my dictionary back.
posted by Dr. Cook at 1:54 PM
3 Comments:
here's another word for you to add to your dictionary: blogorgy. it is now a member of the highly acclaimed urban dictionary.
veebee has made you famous.
Oh, come on now. The eminent Doctor was already famous. Is he now...infamous?
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