Economic Trickery
Bush has done it again, dammit – fooled us good. That ol’ hound dog just loves trickying things up.
This time, he single-handedly – Rove was behind the curtains – kicked the shit out of the economy. Secretly orchestrating the “unfortunate” collapse of America’s banking infrastructure, Bush has set the stage for his final redemption.
You see, it takes an epic problem to produce an epic solution – this time, a “vital” 700 billion bailout that Bush, all by his maverickin’ lonesome, developed and now advocates. Only Bush – president, champion, man of the people – can rescue us.
Bush flushed our economy down the proverbial shitter so he could roll his sleeves up, trudge out to the septic field, and dig us up. Or at least drop a rope. Whether or not we climb, it seems, is left up to his impossibly doomed successor.
Perhaps Bush will save his legacy after all. Just don’t look too far to the right ‘cause you might see some massive, unruly piles of shit.
And yes, Ron Paul could fix this in seventeen minutes flat....
This time, he single-handedly – Rove was behind the curtains – kicked the shit out of the economy. Secretly orchestrating the “unfortunate” collapse of America’s banking infrastructure, Bush has set the stage for his final redemption.
You see, it takes an epic problem to produce an epic solution – this time, a “vital” 700 billion bailout that Bush, all by his maverickin’ lonesome, developed and now advocates. Only Bush – president, champion, man of the people – can rescue us.
Bush flushed our economy down the proverbial shitter so he could roll his sleeves up, trudge out to the septic field, and dig us up. Or at least drop a rope. Whether or not we climb, it seems, is left up to his impossibly doomed successor.
Perhaps Bush will save his legacy after all. Just don’t look too far to the right ‘cause you might see some massive, unruly piles of shit.
And yes, Ron Paul could fix this in seventeen minutes flat....
posted by Dr. Cook at 7:35 AM
1 Comments:
Has Dr. Cook rejoined his colleagues on the left? Has he accepted the fact that government regulation may be a necessary fact of life? It sounds like it.
For old time's sake, I'd like to hear what our old friend, the GOP stalwart Mr. Lee has to say about the state of the economy.
To steal from a post from a few weeks ago, maybe we have dusted this bitch off.
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