Inaugural Address

It's a Wednesday morning, I am sitting in my cubicle, and I am accomplishing nothing.

I figure now is the perfect time to start a blog.

What will I write about, you ask? I will tell you: nothing. I promise only gratuitous drivel, the likes of which the internet's back alleys were designed for. Depending on my long-term interest, I suspect we will encounter pedestrian political commentary, weak human interest stories, and other ambiguous mediums for expressing my untenable opinions.

Shall we? We shall.